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I frequently read at work during some down time blogs from everywhere. But today I read a Frogblog from MckMama and I was laughing so hard I had to leave my desk because I was crying. Enjoy.
http://theblogfrog.com/psearch/ViewThread.aspx?threadID=3169&blogID=104191
Here is just a sample of what Parents find themselves saying outloud.
Reply by Melanie author of It's a Smalling World 9/10/2009 2:24 PM
Yall are cracking me UP...and making me feel somewhat normal! I blogged this recently, too :)
"Please don't put your brother's toes in your mouth."
"Please quit saying the word 'hookers' over and over. It's called a 'hook'."
"No, you cannot throw that wrapper out the window."
"No, the police will not send your brother to jail for littering, but he might get a ticket."
"No, not a ticket to the movies, a ticket that says you have to pay $50 to the police."
"No, you do not get a Nintendo DS from the police when you give them $50. You just give them your money to help you remember not to throw trash out the window again."
"Please don't wipe that on me."
"Yes, that cheese does make you look like you have a mustache."
"Please don't put your feet above your head."
"It's probably just gas."
"Would you like it if someone held *your* nose closed and tried to breathe into *your* mouth?"
"Don't put your hands in the toilet again. Ever."
"Those peppers are very hot. Please do not even touch them."
"I know you *can* eat bugs and not die, but I'm asking you not to anyway."
"Remember 5 minutes ago when I suggested you not eat the peppers? Yep, this is why."
"Because I'm the mama! That's why!!!"
SOOOO FUNNY !!! Thank you Melanie
http://theblogfrog.com/psearch/ViewThread.aspx?threadID=3169&blogID=104191
Here is just a sample of what Parents find themselves saying outloud.
Reply by Melanie author of It's a Smalling World 9/10/2009 2:24 PM
Yall are cracking me UP...and making me feel somewhat normal! I blogged this recently, too :)
"Please don't put your brother's toes in your mouth."
"Please quit saying the word 'hookers' over and over. It's called a 'hook'."
"No, you cannot throw that wrapper out the window."
"No, the police will not send your brother to jail for littering, but he might get a ticket."
"No, not a ticket to the movies, a ticket that says you have to pay $50 to the police."
"No, you do not get a Nintendo DS from the police when you give them $50. You just give them your money to help you remember not to throw trash out the window again."
"Please don't wipe that on me."
"Yes, that cheese does make you look like you have a mustache."
"Please don't put your feet above your head."
"It's probably just gas."
"Would you like it if someone held *your* nose closed and tried to breathe into *your* mouth?"
"Don't put your hands in the toilet again. Ever."
"Those peppers are very hot. Please do not even touch them."
"I know you *can* eat bugs and not die, but I'm asking you not to anyway."
"Remember 5 minutes ago when I suggested you not eat the peppers? Yep, this is why."
"Because I'm the mama! That's why!!!"
SOOOO FUNNY !!! Thank you Melanie
Thursday, September 10, 2009
Busy....Just like everyone I know
It has been crazy busy ...family, working, photography....livin' life.
Check out my new website for Just Kids and you can see what I have been doing.
Hope all is well with everyone. Enjoy Life TODAY !!!! Kiss you Kids, Love your partner, say Hi to someone you don't know, breath in the fresh air. LIVE ......
www.justkids.smugmug.com
Check out my new website for Just Kids and you can see what I have been doing.
Hope all is well with everyone. Enjoy Life TODAY !!!! Kiss you Kids, Love your partner, say Hi to someone you don't know, breath in the fresh air. LIVE ......
www.justkids.smugmug.com
Tuesday, September 1, 2009
Thursday, August 20, 2009
Wednesday, August 19, 2009
Funny ads
Braille dictionary for sale. Must see to appreciate.
FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000.00 or best offer. No longer needed. Got married last weekend. Wife knows everything.
Help wanted, singer for rock band. Must be female or male.
For sale, Hope Chest, brand new, half off, long story.
Help wanted, adult or mature teenager to baby-sit. One dollar an hour.
Lost: small brown poodle. Reward. Neutered. Like one of the family.
For sale: a quilted high chair that can be made into a table, potty chair, rocking horse, refrigerator, spring coat, size 8 and fur collar.
Four-posted bed, 101 years old. Perfect for antique lover.
Wanted: Part-time married girls for soda fountain in sandwich shop.
Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel.
Christmas sale. Handmade gifts for the hard-to- find person.
Wanted, man to take care of cows that does not smoke or drink.
Three-year old teacher needed for pre-school. Experience preferred.
Wanted. Widower with school-age children requires person to assume general housekeeping duties. Must be capable of contributing to growth of family.
Tired of working for only $9.75 per hour? We offer profit sharing and flexible hours. Starting pay: $7 -- $9 per hour.
Our sofa seats the whole mob and it’s made of 100% Italian leather.
Full sized mattress. 20 year warranty. Like New. Slight urine smell.
Nordic Track $300 hardly used, call Chubby.
Joining nudist colony! Must sell washer and dryer $300.
Open house body shapers toning salon free coffee and donuts
Found: dirty white dog. Looks like a rat... been out while. Better be reward.
Exercise equipment: Queen Size Mattress & Box Springs - $175.
ALZHEIMER'S CENTER PREPARES FOR AN AFFAIR TO REMEMBER.
Free Yorkshire Terrier: 8 years old. Hateful little dog.
Free puppies: ½ cocker spaniel, ½ sneaky neighbor’s dog.
Free puppies: part German Shepherd, part stupid dog.
German Shepherd, 85 lbs. Neutered. Speaks German. Free.
Snow Blower for sale…only used on snowy days.
Bill’s Septic Cleaning: “We Haul American-Made Products."
Cows, calves never bred…also 1 gay bull for sale.
Nice Parachute – Never opened. Used once.
Hummels – Largest selection ever. "If it’s in stock, then we have it!"
1 man, 7 women hot tub. $850/offer.
Shakespeare’s Pizza. Free chopsticks.
Harrisburg Postal Employee Gun Club.
Tickle-Me-Elmo, still in box, comes with its own 1988 Ford Mustang, 5L, Auto, Excellent condition $6800.
FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000.00 or best offer. No longer needed. Got married last weekend. Wife knows everything.
Help wanted, singer for rock band. Must be female or male.
For sale, Hope Chest, brand new, half off, long story.
Help wanted, adult or mature teenager to baby-sit. One dollar an hour.
Lost: small brown poodle. Reward. Neutered. Like one of the family.
For sale: a quilted high chair that can be made into a table, potty chair, rocking horse, refrigerator, spring coat, size 8 and fur collar.
Four-posted bed, 101 years old. Perfect for antique lover.
Wanted: Part-time married girls for soda fountain in sandwich shop.
Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel.
Christmas sale. Handmade gifts for the hard-to- find person.
Wanted, man to take care of cows that does not smoke or drink.
Three-year old teacher needed for pre-school. Experience preferred.
Wanted. Widower with school-age children requires person to assume general housekeeping duties. Must be capable of contributing to growth of family.
Tired of working for only $9.75 per hour? We offer profit sharing and flexible hours. Starting pay: $7 -- $9 per hour.
Our sofa seats the whole mob and it’s made of 100% Italian leather.
Full sized mattress. 20 year warranty. Like New. Slight urine smell.
Nordic Track $300 hardly used, call Chubby.
Joining nudist colony! Must sell washer and dryer $300.
Open house body shapers toning salon free coffee and donuts
Found: dirty white dog. Looks like a rat... been out while. Better be reward.
Exercise equipment: Queen Size Mattress & Box Springs - $175.
ALZHEIMER'S CENTER PREPARES FOR AN AFFAIR TO REMEMBER.
Free Yorkshire Terrier: 8 years old. Hateful little dog.
Free puppies: ½ cocker spaniel, ½ sneaky neighbor’s dog.
Free puppies: part German Shepherd, part stupid dog.
German Shepherd, 85 lbs. Neutered. Speaks German. Free.
Snow Blower for sale…only used on snowy days.
Bill’s Septic Cleaning: “We Haul American-Made Products."
Cows, calves never bred…also 1 gay bull for sale.
Nice Parachute – Never opened. Used once.
Hummels – Largest selection ever. "If it’s in stock, then we have it!"
1 man, 7 women hot tub. $850/offer.
Shakespeare’s Pizza. Free chopsticks.
Harrisburg Postal Employee Gun Club.
Tickle-Me-Elmo, still in box, comes with its own 1988 Ford Mustang, 5L, Auto, Excellent condition $6800.
Wednesday, July 22, 2009
Wednesday, June 24, 2009
Monday, April 20, 2009
Wednesday, April 15, 2009
Stellen
http://www.mycharmingkids.net/ Check here for Stellens progress. Send a prayer for this little man and his family, please.
Wednesday, April 1, 2009
I am trying to tap into the creative part of my brain to come up with some
"out of this world, unique, modern Grad invites" for my customers. So I am checking out the web to see if something Triggers an "AHHHa----that is what I am looking for"
I havn't found that yet but what I am finding is there are SOOOOOO many photographers out in the world today that are ever so unbeleivabley talented. My goal is to be one of those--- where someone will say..."check out this gals photos....they are AMAZING and I love what unique twists she puts to photo to make them Outstanding." Well back to searching.....Enjoy the day. :)
"out of this world, unique, modern Grad invites" for my customers. So I am checking out the web to see if something Triggers an "AHHHa----that is what I am looking for"
I havn't found that yet but what I am finding is there are SOOOOOO many photographers out in the world today that are ever so unbeleivabley talented. My goal is to be one of those--- where someone will say..."check out this gals photos....they are AMAZING and I love what unique twists she puts to photo to make them Outstanding." Well back to searching.....Enjoy the day. :)
Tuesday, March 31, 2009
My two sisters, mom and myself are getting ready for a "declutter" garage sale in May. What is your favorite Item to find at a sale?
Friday, March 27, 2009
Wednesday, March 25, 2009
Friday, March 20, 2009
We are going to see Darius Rucker tomorrow night.
Tuesday, March 17, 2009
And the Winner is.......
Lets hear a "WHOO HOO" For Ree. She Was "TOP BLOG" for 2009.
All of the Winners:http://2009.bloggies.com/
Weblog of the Year: Confessions of a Pioneer Woman
Lifetime Achievement Award: Fark
Best Web Application for Weblogs: Google Reader
Best Australian or New Zealand Weblog: Girl With a Satchel
Best Asian Weblog: Suzy's Big Adventure
Best African Weblog: Glad to Be a Girl
Best European Weblog: Chocolate and Zucchini
Best Latin American Weblog: A Canuck in Cancun
Best Canadian Weblog: Everybody Likes Sandwiches
Best Photography of a Weblog: Confessions of a Pioneer Woman
Best Art, Craft or Design Weblog: PostSecret
Best Food Weblog: Cake Wrecks
Best Fashion Weblog: Go Fug Yourself
Best Travel Weblog: Camels & Chocolate
Best Music Weblog: Stereogum
Best Gossip Weblog: Dlisted
Best Entertainment Weblog: Television Without Pity
Best Sports Weblog: Fat Cyclist
Best Politics Weblog: Five ThirtyEight
Best Computer or Technology Weblog: Lifehacker
Best Topical Weblog: Cute Overload
Best Teen Weblog: Foodie at Fifteen
Best Humorous Weblog: I Can Has Cheezburger?
Best Writing on a Weblog: Cake Wrecks
Best Microblog: One Sentence
Best Group Weblog: Gawker
Best Community Weblog: I Can Has Cheezburger?
Best-Designed Weblog: Confessions of a Pioneer Woman
Best-Kept Secret Weblog: Pistols and Popcorn
Best New Weblog: Cake Wrecks
All of the Winners:http://2009.bloggies.com/
Weblog of the Year: Confessions of a Pioneer Woman
Lifetime Achievement Award: Fark
Best Web Application for Weblogs: Google Reader
Best Australian or New Zealand Weblog: Girl With a Satchel
Best Asian Weblog: Suzy's Big Adventure
Best African Weblog: Glad to Be a Girl
Best European Weblog: Chocolate and Zucchini
Best Latin American Weblog: A Canuck in Cancun
Best Canadian Weblog: Everybody Likes Sandwiches
Best Photography of a Weblog: Confessions of a Pioneer Woman
Best Art, Craft or Design Weblog: PostSecret
Best Food Weblog: Cake Wrecks
Best Fashion Weblog: Go Fug Yourself
Best Travel Weblog: Camels & Chocolate
Best Music Weblog: Stereogum
Best Gossip Weblog: Dlisted
Best Entertainment Weblog: Television Without Pity
Best Sports Weblog: Fat Cyclist
Best Politics Weblog: Five ThirtyEight
Best Computer or Technology Weblog: Lifehacker
Best Topical Weblog: Cute Overload
Best Teen Weblog: Foodie at Fifteen
Best Humorous Weblog: I Can Has Cheezburger?
Best Writing on a Weblog: Cake Wrecks
Best Microblog: One Sentence
Best Group Weblog: Gawker
Best Community Weblog: I Can Has Cheezburger?
Best-Designed Weblog: Confessions of a Pioneer Woman
Best-Kept Secret Weblog: Pistols and Popcorn
Best New Weblog: Cake Wrecks
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